February 2012
What happens if you fall in love with a writer?
slim-mathers:
karenfelloutofbedagain:
Lots of things might happen. That’s the thing about writers. They’re unpredictable. They might bring you eggs in bed for breakfast, or they might all but ignore you for days. They might bring you eggs in bed at three in the morning. Or they might wake you up for sex at three in the morning. Or make love at four in the afternoon. They might not sleep at...
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Watchwhat-is-this-i-dont-even:
kunisaki:
Shit Anime Weeaboos Say
Desu
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Lol, I thought about how me and Joanna make fun of the ones at our school.
January 2012
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my marriage, when I get married.
me: hey babe welcome home
husband: *kiss* hey baby how are you to-
me: take off your pants
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husband: hey i just ordered some chinese food
me: how long did they say it would take?
husband: about 30 mins
me: get naked
husband: but i thought we were gonna-
me: naked. now
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husband: i'm bored
me: lay down.now
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me: i love you so much
husband: i love you too...it's a beautiful saturday morning and i don't have to work today. We should go to the park and-
me: get in the bed
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husband: there is this great new bookstore around the corner wanna go?
me: nope.sex
husband: but they have that book you wanted and i was-
me: sex
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me: i had a crappy day at work today
husband: want me to make you some tea?
me: i want you naked. i'm angry
husband: what about a back rub?
me: naked...drop your pants
husband: you mean you don't want to talk about it? really?!
me: drop your pants and put ya dick in my mouth...this is not a fucking game.
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Watchhanthelion:
shesquitelovely:
louderthan-seattle:
catsgomao:
10/01/2012 | THE BEST 23 SECONDS
Just press play and listen to this girl scream please, just do it. LOL The more you play it the more funnier it gets. LMAO
oh my god how do you scream like that
Oh my god…. HAHAHAHAHAAH!
LLOLOOLOL
I CAN’T COMPREHEND.
AHHHH, JUST CLICK PLAY. OMG. OOOOOMGGGG.
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hi I'm bernaderp.
I like the warm feeling of fresh poop in my hands x)
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jane jane jani joo jack jane jill jah joh joo ji.
kyle kyle kylie kyloo kyman keek koono koo.
z cups.
b cups.
a cups.
look at me now.
im getting papur.
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pussy pussy pussay maruwana.
rak city bitch rak city butch,.
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cakeemaee asked: Tag, you’re it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them. No tagging back
December 2011
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Watchvanillycake:
typette:
zebrathinker:
Legend Of Korra Clip
OH MY GOD SHE’S SUCH A CUTIE
ALSO KATARA DJDKSDKJFHJDCHJG i wasn’t expecting you hey hi hello
haha omg I love her voice, she looks awes- WAIT HOLY SHIT, IS THAT…? NO, it’s got to be someone else!??
Korrablog 2011 :I
My body is reggie for you Korra, sweet sweet baby girl I want you so hard in my life on my tv.
YEEEEEESSS....
cakeemaee asked: Mae :D
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inthenightosphere asked: I think that I should have a sleep over with everyone. That sounds fun.
November 2011
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hanthelion:
I like to read. Reading is the only thing that is endless. People die, species goes extinct, love fades, but a story is forever. Even when the pages are ripped out of a book, or when the ink washes off of the pages, a story will forever be in your mind, and sometimes, your heart. Some of the most important people of your life that you will ever meet are those of whom you’ve never...
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I have came to the conclusion that if I were a guy, I’d be a pretty sexy looking guy.
October 2011
Lol
Hi this is @ohfreaknick bitches :)